Things I Saw On the Subway Today

1. A rat war wherein the winning rat carried off the dead rat’s body under the third rail and begin to eat his slain opponent.

2. A woman, with her teenage daughter in tow, popping a squat and pissing herself. Fully clothed. She then proceeded to tie a jacket around her waist and walk around like it was 100% normal to have wet stains around her crotch and knees.

News flash: none of that is normal.

If you have to pee THAT BADLY just pull your pants down. Really. Please. It saves you, it saves me.

I love you, MTA.