1. A rat war wherein the winning rat carried off the dead rat’s body under the third rail and begin to eat his slain opponent.
2. A woman, with her teenage daughter in tow, popping a squat and pissing herself. Fully clothed. She then proceeded to tie a jacket around her waist and walk around like it was 100% normal to have wet stains around her crotch and knees.
News flash: none of that is normal.
If you have to pee THAT BADLY just pull your pants down. Really. Please. It saves you, it saves me.
I love you, MTA.