Phone Conversation on How to Get a Job After Learning Your Name’s Google Results are of a Porn Star

Dad: So, what are your skills?

Me: Scathing sarcasm and bitchiness?

[pause]

Dad: But what would you use to market yourself, be serious.

Me: I was serious about the answer I just gave you.

Dad: {hangs up}

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